"The difference between a bean and a cow, is that a bean can begin an ADVENTURE!"

"I do my thing and you do your thing. You are you and I am I. And, if, in the end, we end up together, it's beautiful."

This makes two in a row! It's the Friday Five:
1. When was the last time you laughed?
-Literally two minutes ago when I was reading Michelle's away message. Generally, I smile to myself when I'm sitting on the computer and read something funny, but I literally laughed outloud.

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?
-Who knows. Probably the dumbass waitress that waited on me tonight at dinner.

3. Who was the last person you emailed?
-The lovely Lisa

4. When was the last time you bathed?
-I took a bubble bath with Tea Tree Oil about an hour ago.

5. What was the last thing you ate?
-An omelette made with vegan cheese and egg substitute.

If you're like me, and you think that the PT Cruiser is ugly, then you clearly haven't seen the wood paneled version.



A Cosmo Fact: Men who shave every day have more sex and are 70% less likely to suffer from a stroke -Get out those razors boys!

Even though it goes on hiatus from time to time, it always comes back. It's The Friday Five!

1. How much time do you spend online each day?
-Hours. Well, I have away messages up for hours at a time. And I download music when I'm not at home. So, while I'm signed on for hours a day, my actual time spent online is probably about an hour.

2. What is your browser homepage set to?
-Illinois State's Webmail. I'm sad, I know.

3. Do you use any instant messaging programs? If so, which one(s)?
-AOL Instant Messager

4. Where was your first webpage located?
-It was some lame page I had to do for a class in high school. I'm not even sure it exists anymore.

5. How long have you had your current website?
-Um, about 9 months.

Laurie's List of How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days:
1. Point to him then point to your stomach and say, "I can't wait to be filled up with your babies."
2. While he's sleeping draw (with black marker) on his face. When he wakes up explain to him that you took the liberty of showing what needed some work.
3. When he says I love you scream, "This man just stole my purse!" Before the police take him away, whisper in his ear, "I mean heart."
4. When he tell you he wants to see other people insist that you are one of those chicks who doesn't get all jealous and possessive...while you pretend to slash your wrist with a butter knife.
5. Beg him to give you butterfly kisses. After he does laugh and say, "Katie totally owes me ten bucks. I knew you were gay!"

"I am mindful that we're all sinners. And...and...I caution those who try to take the stick out of their neighbor's eye when they've got a log in their own."
-Bush when asked his views on gay marriage. Who would have guessed that Dub-yah would be against homosexuality?!?




-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on the search in Iraq for weapons of mass destruction: "That's just a matter of time." -President Bush on his manhunt for terrorist leaders: "It's just a matter of time." -Ari Fletcher, White House Press Secretary, on attempts to capture Saddam: "It's just a question, a question of time." -We've yet to hear from Vice President, Dick Chaney on this subject...but, I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

If we blew up the moon, we could feed the whole world.
(Think about it....)

I don't know when it happened, but I woke up one day realizing that I was lucky to know you.

Things I Like:
-Big, Floopy Hats
-40's Style Dresses
-Mary Colleen's Car
-"Harry Potter" books
-Neofuturist Art
-People with really interesting names
-Monorails
-The word "Jubilant"

Those who know me best know that I thrive on crazy people and the things that they create. Here are some websites I enjoyed and thought that you might too:

This is the most amazing substance

A murder mystery in outline form

Your phone number could spell something too!

Do you gain anything by knowing who was born on your birthday? No. Is it fun? YES!

Best. Website. Ever.

The 1st and only website dedicated to the letter M

HaHa...They're right...Old people are funny!

If you really loved me, you would get me one of these

Find out how many days old you are, and when your next 1000 day old B-day is coming up. My 7200th day on Saturday, June 21, 2003. (Hint Hint)

In protest to France’s opposition to a U.S. war on Iraq, the U.S. congress’ cafeteria has changed French Fries and French Toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast. In related news, in France, American Cheese is now referred to as Idiot Cheese.
They're laughing at us over there! French fries aren't even French! They're Belgian. Some American guy named them wrong, to begin with. Also, Americans are pouring bottles of French wine down the toilet. Stop doing that! The wine is already paid for, you dopes! Pee in the wine, and sell it to some French people! Then, you're doing something! Americans need to stop thinking that by eating Freedom Fries, they're being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline! Read a newspaper! How about we cut out the Freedom Fries, anyway. We're the fattest, country in the world! Have you ever walked around an American mall? It's nothing but Chick-Fil-A's and Lane Bryant track suits busting at the seams!

Doesn't it drive you crazy when you fall in love...and the person you fall in love with rips your still-beating heart out of yuor chest and puts it in their backpack and walks away. I hate that.

I love my roommate because she assures me that I am not crazy, though all hard evidence indicates otherwise.

American troops shoot Iraqi civilians for protesting. And this makes perfect sense, because here in America, we don't believe in freedom of speech or the right to protest or anything like that. I mean we have the Bill of Rights, but other people don't deserve the rights that we have. I guess it just proves that we're better than everyone else.

-Thank you, Jessica!

Lately, I think that the only reason I keep my blog is so I can ignore it.