Laurie's List of How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days:
1. Point to him then point to your stomach and say, "I can't wait to be filled up with your babies."
2. While he's sleeping draw (with black marker) on his face. When he wakes up explain to him that you took the liberty of showing what needed some work.
3. When he says I love you scream, "This man just stole my purse!" Before the police take him away, whisper in his ear, "I mean heart."
4. When he tell you he wants to see other people insist that you are one of those chicks who doesn't get all jealous and possessive...while you pretend to slash your wrist with a butter knife.
5. Beg him to give you butterfly kisses. After he does laugh and say, "Katie totally owes me ten bucks. I knew you were gay!"