Lines that are good...
Oh. My. God. You HAVE to play this.
Do it on steroids and it's practically an olympic sport!
I don't know whether this is cruel or cool. But it's penguins either way.
If you like long hair, but just don't know how to compliment it
Cinematic brilliance that can only be found on the internet
Vote for Kenny (He is such a hottie. No, really, he is. Really.)
Make Josh happy and visit the Something Corporate site
I almost want to make the "Snappy Mackerel Casserole"....Well, maybe not, but I did almost pee in my pants from laughing so hard.