My life is just one giant ball of irony.
-Just one of the millions of reasons that I adore Gabi


Cannibal fun for everyone!

Here's how to get you a lady

Paper-Scissors-Rock

Wow, Foreign people are funny.

Some Good, Clean, Passover Fun. (I especially like the Ten Plagues Adventure)

-Today I realized that Chocolate satisfies me in a way no man can.

A conversation between Jen and myself:
Laurie: Did you know that Phil Collins is deaf in one ear?!
Jen: WHAT?!?
Jen: He's like mozart!!!
Laurie: Yes, Phil Collins is exactly like Mozart. Exactly.

"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love. "

I sure wouldn't be able to handle all that Justin Timberlake love, could you?